B A S E k e t b a l l

Starring
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Dian Bachar, Yasmine Bleeth, Jenny McCarthy

Rating

Rating within genre

Rated
R for adult language

Directed by
David Zucker

Written by
David Zucker

Genre
Comedy

Film
Color; 1 hr. 44 min.

Date of Release
1998

Filming Locations
Long Beach, CA (USA)

Synopsis
Two major suburban losers get caught up in a bet and end up inventing a killer combination of basketball and baseball, resulting in a crazy game that revolutionizes the sports world.

Summary
I was in Ohio with my brother one night. We were visiting my uncle, and he took us out to Blockbuster to get a film. He pulled 'BASEketball' off the shelf, and we went home to watch it without having the slightest clue as to what the film was about. A few hours later, I fell in love with the funniest movie I've ever seen.

'BASEketball' is absolutely hysterical. The plot is outrageous, and the acting is great. Parker, Stone, and Bachar make a great trio, and their antics are sure to make you laugh. I know many people don't or won't like this film....it's one of those dumb comedies full of stupid toilet humor that only certain viewers can enjoy. I guess my brother and I were two of them, because we were laughing from the first frame all the way to the end. This is one of the funniest, most fantastic comedies ever created, and I reccommend it to everyone. If you haven't seen it, go out and get it! I've watched it about twenty-five times, and it's never gotten old.

Notable Quotes

"Listen to me, you little bitch! You either get out there and make that shot, or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your f*cking ass, you'll be wearing yourself as a hat!" -- Remer

"Course we graduated, cock - beer?" -- Coop

"This is the best night of my life! I feel like I'm gonna puke all over the bar! You're the best, Coop." -- Little Joey

"I want to feel you....deep inside me." -- Remer

Reviews

Stygian Films: "There aren't words to describe the greatness of this movie. And that's sincere."

TV Guide Online: "...you won't want to miss the S&M cuties who do drill maneuvers with their bullwhips."

Newsweek: "Parker and Stone have a nice, giddy rapport, and it's a kick to hear traces of Cartman and Kenny in their dude-speak."

ET Online: "Now these masters of the low-brow laugh have joined forces..."

Cast List

Trey Parker........................Joe Cooper
Matt Stone.........................Doug Remer
Dian Bachar.......................Squeak Scholari (aka. Little Bitch)
Yasmine Bleeth...................Jenna Reed
Jenny McCarthy.................Yvette Denslow
Robert Vaughn...................Baxter Cain
Trevor Einhorn...................Joey
Marc Allen Goodson..........Dirk Jansen
Ernest Borgnine..................Teddy Denslow